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Mesmerizing Ghost Doctor
by Feng Jiong
She, a modern hidden ghost leader of an organization which gathered insane prodigies proficient in the various differing skill-sets. Highly skilled in medicine and poison, executes covert assassinations, viewed as insane and demonic in the eyes of people of the world. Killed in an accident, and reborn into the body of a disfigured young girl.What? Face disfigured, identity stolen? A return to the family dim and hopeless? Her identity can be given up, her family can be forgone, but as for the one…
Transmigrated as a Ghost
by MegaC
Dying in a tragic accident Marcus Ferrous gets transferred to a fantasy world of monsters and magic, except when he arrives contrary to what he expected he is now level one and a ghost. Left with nothing on a strange new world, Marcus will struggle with everything he has on his journey to get stronger and uncover the secrets of his new world.Artwork By Radiopaque.
Mated To My Boyfriend’s Dad
by HeeSha_TA
[TRIGGER WARNING: DARK THEMES, MATURE CONTENT.]In a world where humans, werewolves, vampires, fey, and other supernatural beings coexist, Isleen; an Omega who has been subject to multiple bullying and ridicule in the pack because of her parent's past, faces a challenging dilemma. She's dating Kylo but unexpectedly discovers that his strict father, Rhett, who is the pack’s Gamma, is her destined mate.Conflict arises as a war breaks out among the supernatural creatures and the death toll rises. Is…
Urban Most Awesome Dad
by Zi Mo Yan Ran
He was once a great Immortal, but his attempt to ascend the Nine Heavens ended in failure. Reincarnated on the Blue Star, as he opened his eyes, he found himself with an adorable daughter. And a stunningly beautiful wife?"Daddy, can you cast a spell for me?""I could even pluck the stars from the sky for you."
Grand Dad Is The Pervert God
by Dere_Isaac
{Warning: Mature Content}Porno is just a click away on any phone.The God of perversion (Eros) is now the strongest God in the heavens. Even the king of the gods is scared, and so the gods plan and betray him for his power.But just before he fades out of existence. His favorite concubine risks her life to save his soul and hides it in another realm.Around the same time another person also experiences reincarnation.However, the only compatible body is that of an old noble man with lots of problems…
Ghost Billionaire
by TheBlips
Poisoned by his wife, betrayed by his best friend, and abandoned by his children—Matthew died broken and alone. But when he wakes up thirty years in the past, trapped in his eighteen-year-old body, everything changes.Now, the halls feel haunted, memories from a future that may never come keep popping into his head, and something strange is growing inside him—something he can’t explain. Sadly, this second chance isn’t a blessing. It comes with a price.But this time, he won’t be the victim. This t…
Ghost of Culture
by Erosire
I am a pervert.I am such a pervert.Even in death, I couldn’t help myself. I couldn’t help myself at all!As a ghost, I am on a mission to spread manly culture throughout this world and the next. Join me on my adventure throughout the multiverse. Read about my endless debauchery. And feel what I feel!Even Gods tremble erotically in my presence and spread their legs to welcome me. Hah!I am such a pervert. And this will be super fun!**************************This story contains extreme sexual situat…
Family Of Ghosts
by Wishes Come True
After a car accident, Cen Pan lost every loved one aside from her younger brother, who was lying in the ICU. Feeling that she was on the verge of suffocating from the burden of medical fees right after graduation, she was visited by her grandmother in her dream. "Darling, I had a friend who really loves the clothes you design. Would you burn one of them for him? He will pay you handsomely."Cen Pan simply found it surreal, but did so anyway so that she could be at ease. The next night, her grandm…
Your Dad Is My Daddy Now
by Raivin_Holmes
Claudia Quinn Ornella is a freelancer writer who is good at speaking and stringing words very well. She even received a big project in creating informational writing content on social media from a big company.She fell in love with a man named Yohan Morgan Davidson, the son of the owner of the Aiha company engaged in the manufacture of medical device technology.However, the sincere love and support both mentally and financially for her lover was not really sincere Yohan received.He only used Clau…
Detective Ghost Empress
by fairytail72
Liu Hui Ying was a normal detective in the eyes of the others, one who can solve any case that was handed to her. But what they don’t know is that behind her success are three ghosts! Born in the family of the celestial masters, Liu Hui Ying had the ability to see ghosts and sign contracts with them. This was how she tied three ghosts to serve her, while Liu Hui Ying was slurping on a smoothie, the three ghosts were working hard to get clues for the case, in exchange for their hard work, Liu Hui…
My Best Friend's Dad
by J.M. Snyder
I had the worst crush on Mikey Pierce's dad. As excited as I was to graduate high school and go away to college, what I looked forward to more was returning home a grown man who might fit in with the guys Mr. Pierce invited over for poker at his place. Whenever I spent the night at Mikey's, I always wanted to join in their game.<br><br>The week before leaving for college, I stayed at Mikey's one last time. While Mr. Pierce and his buddies gambled, Mikey and I stole a couple of beers and watched …
The Legendary Ghost Hunter
by Cyclxne
Thousands of years ago, the First Expungement came. The world changed, and humanity was nearly wiped out. Thankfully, with the paracausal power of Angelicas, humans was able to push back the Ghost tide and rebuild their civilization.Now, however, it was time for the Second.Finn Thresher was just a normal university student at first. He, like the rest of the public world, had no idea what was coming for them — but sometimes, just because you don't know, doesn't mean you can't be harmed. His famil…
Urban Medical Immortal Dad
by Ming Xie
Mo Han was in a tough spot. His daughter, Chen Chen, needed a lot of money, three hundred thousand, for an operation to treat her leukemia. He didn't have the cash and didn't know what to do. So, he tried to come up with some sneaky plans near a bar, hoping to raise the money that way. But things went from bad to worse when an old classmate who had rejected him in college caught him red-handed. She made fun of him and made him feel even worse.When Mo Han's wife, Luo Ning, found out about the sit…
Strongest Dad In The Apocalypse
by Aurora_Drakon
Can't a father go out with his family again without something ruining it?I would have been happy if it had been just traffic causing the issue, but no, it had to be something much more outrageous – the apocalypse.Imagine what was supposed to be a family outing turning into a fight for survival against zombies in an instant.It doesn't change much, though. I'm still trying to be the best husband and father I can be, and the apocalypse ain't changing that!
The Ghost System
by knightleyRead
Rhys was prepared to live a poor but happy life with his grandfather in District 20, until he got the opportunity to go on a raid and have his grandfather's debt wiped clean. He thought this one raid would be the end to all his problems, but it was only the beginning. Rhys absorbed the core as a last-ditch attempt to save his life, only to wake up hours later in a hospital with abilities and a strange System showing him his statistics. Wanting to grow stronger, Rhys enrolls into the military aca…
Dad, Please Try a Little Harder
by Dr. Silver
After the college entrance examination, Qian Quan was preparing to confess his love to his goddess, but he could only watch as she was taken away by a rich second generation classmate. At this moment, he awakened the "Like Father Like Son" system. [Ding, the system detected that your father won a bonus of 3,000 yuan, rewarding you with 30,000 yuan!] [Ding, the system detected that your father is practicing Wing Chun, rewarding you with the Grandmaster-level Wing Chun technique!] [Ding, the syste…
Ghost In Red
by YERB
Note: *This is not a horror story!*---Olivia Jillian Hunters has it all— beauty, body, brain, money, friends, the perfect boyfriend that every girl wanted, and the haters, of course. But because of a broken heart from knowing that her boyfriend has been cheating on her with Sydney Roswell, her long-time enemy, OJ got into an accident that caused her to be in a coma.She woke up one day and knew that she was not in her body... not even near. She is now a ghost. When OJ overheard that her physical …
The Birth of a Ghost Overlord
by droopyghost
Just when Liu Xiaodan thought that his strange, mundane life was at its peak after meeting the ghost child he named Guangru, the child ended up being a gateway to the past that he had never wished to unlock... and a future he could only brace for.Through his blood came a mystery that had soon given birth to an existence that everyone wanted to subdue yet no one would like to meet. Liu Xiaodan was destined to stand at the top of the food chain, but would he use his powers for good? Or would he ra…
Assassin Dad and His Genius Daughter
by AMorels
The Night Killer was a notorious serial killer with an indestructible reputation transcending across all nations, targeting corrupted nobles and their subordinates. His resilient ambitions to exterminate the monarchy and destabilize the relations between the nobility and its monarch made him do unspeakable things, going as far as to bed the Queen with the aim of controlling the royal court.Due to his 'carelessness', he was ultimately arrested and brought to kneel among the people, ending his blo…
Nakamamanghang Ghost Doctor
by Feng Jiong
Siya, isang modernong lihim na ghost leader ng isang organisasyon na nagtitipon ng mga baliw na prodigy na mahusay sa iba't ibang kasanayan. Napakahusay sa medisina at lason, nagsasagawa ng mga lihim na pagpatay, itinuturing na baliw at demonyo sa paningin ng mga tao sa mundo. Namatay sa isang aksidente, at muling isinilang sa katawan ng isang batang babae na may kapansanan sa mukha.Ano? Mukha'y may kapansanan, pagkakakilanlan ay ninakaw? Ang pagbabalik sa pamilya ay malabo at walang pag-asa? An…